Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
finally a fandom hijack I can get behind
At the beginning of A Game of Thrones, Sansa is a young, lovelorn girl fawning over Prince Joffrey. She believes in the social contract. Moreover, she wants to be a princess. As the narrative progresses, she finds her dreams dashed by increasingly horrifying circumstance and becomes trapped in a system she must learn to manipulate quickly in order to survive.
However, despite Sansa starting from a place of such naiveté and immaturity giving her room to grow into one of the more interesting characters in the series, she more often is shit on, because teenage girls with teenage girl-emotions are for shitting on. God forbid young girl characters start from a place of immaturity (in this case, falling in love with the first guy she sees) and then growing from there. Oh, no, they must spring forth from the thigh of Zeus, fully formed Strong Independent Women, guns blazing and kung fu fighting!
Lindsay Ellis, “The problem with “The problem with False Feminism” – a Strongly Worded Rebuttal” (via returntothestars)
i’m sure i’ve reblogged this already, but have it again
DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS!!
a+ for the last one
I really dislike the men who insist they are such a nice guy and bitch everytime a girl turns them down or says something like they don’t want a relationship and then if they get in one, the girl is suddenly a lying bitch. Or they get dumped and get all woe is me, I’m such a good guy.
Seriously, if this happens to you often remember that the only factor that has remained the same in each equation is you. You are the fucking problem. People don’t often dislike other people without a reason and if a lot of people don’t like you, its probably because you are really a dick who thinks he’s a nice guy.
do you guys even understand?
you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables
and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but
they mean n o t h i n g
We are getting too self aware guys.
this is the most mindfucking post ive ever read.
it gets even scarier when you think of singing
Australian scientists have developed a pair of anti-shark wetsuits that make divers appear invisible by camouflaging their bodies in the sea and trick sharks into thinking surfers are poisonous. A team of researchers from the University of Western Australia joined forces with designers from Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) to create the suits. The blue pattern of the Elude suit can’t be seen by the shark because the fish are colour blind. While the stripes on the Diverter suit mimic the colours of poisonous fish to warn the sharks off.
YOU SEE THIS IS FANTASTIC. THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO. NOT KILL SHARKS BECAUSE THEY’RE CURIOUS AND ATTACK US. WE’RE IN THEIR WATERS. WE’RE MAKING THEIR HUNTING GROUNDS SMALLER.